30 flirty and thriving in the city that never sleeps. I happen to sleep a lot and eat more. I'm not the typical uptown girl, but I do live uptown, and I am a girl. Hello.
I can’t stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like, “Hey, when are you going to pay me that $100 you owe me?” or “Do you have that $50 you borrowed?” Man, quit being so cheap! -Jack Handy
3 comments:
you are hilarious!
oh. my. goodness.
hmmmmmmmmm i think i'm speechless.
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