Just now I was in old the elevator with an old man. He turned to me and said, "what weighs more, you or your purse?" I took it as a compliment. My purse isn't even all that heavy today. What a charmer.
I can’t stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like, “Hey, when are you going to pay me that $100 you owe me?” or “Do you have that $50 you borrowed?” Man, quit being so cheap! -Jack Handy