Friday, October 1, 2010

Look Out Ladies

There's nothing like the Onion News to kick off this lovely Friday. And by lovely I mean there is a full-blown monsoon outside. Sam Champion, please remedy this and show us some sunshine this weekend.


Obama Releases 500,000 Men From U.S. Strategic Bachelor Reserve

I think I speak for all the singles ladies (move over Beyonce) when I say that this report is a dream come true. Who knew Obama was so thoughtful!?

1 comment:

Katz NYC said...

Awesome. Doesn't do nothing for me coz I already got mine, but my single friends would be sooo happy if this happened. I and all of us know how hard it is to find a good man in this city...

And last night's rain and wind was crazy. I thought our house was going to blow away.