Hi, I want to be the little old lady who lived in a shoe.

Don't worry June all you many many bloggers out there. I did not end up with any of the horrible clothing options described below. No cardigan.



Once Liza came home I had a fresh idea and her years of fashion and dating expertise to assist me in choosing and outfit that would be work-dinner-date appropriate while also making me look like the cutie patootie that you all know and love. *wink*. *wink wink*.



Liza is just the smartest most cleverest sister a girl could have. She made me try on the outfit with all the jewelry, shoes, the works. And then I had my very own photo shoot. The camera loves me after all. And the papa razzi will just never leave me alone. Rather than let the papa razzi stalk me and then sell my photos, I will publish Liza's sweet pics right here. Right now.



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Oh and please try not to be disturbed by the fact that I have no head in these pics. This photo shoot was done sans hair and makeup prep.

Without further ado, I present.... my outfit.

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Notice the lacy navy blue top. It is a blue tank top with a lace overlay and a beautiful scalloped neckline.

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See me workin that thang? Aww to the yeah.

The frilly top is paired with navy blue pants that fit and feel like soft jeans. For $20. Thanks H&M.

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Please ignore the bit of poofy of hair visible in this shot. Ignore it or I will cut you.

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Here are the famous metallic shoes. Bandolino loves me. And I love Bandolino. Maybe too much?

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That there is the tiny wooden wedge I was telling you about. Makes me clack like I'm wearing high heels. Haha everyone in the office who hears me clacking around all day. Haha.

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This is the charming necklace Liza lent me for the day. Isn't it lovely? Quite.

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Bedazzled. Bedazzling. Be to the DAZZLE.

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This is my beautious cuff bracelet. My bestie, Helena, gave it to me for my bday. I heart it. Fo rizzle my nizzle lemon drizzle.

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Ok, I will give you just one head shot. Just one little peek.

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Don't I resemble Elizabeth Taylor? She is my role model for dating and for life.