The Uptown Girl National Holiday is formally celebrated on December 18th (the anniversary of my birth), but some choose to dedicate the entire month of December to my honor. And, frankly, I have no problem with this practice. I encourage it.
With that in mind, you are cordially invited to start celebrating my birth-month.
Please RSVP ASAP and use the above stamp to make it official.
I'm still on vacay in India and will check for all of your stamped replies at the end of the week when I get back to the home country! You know you miss me.