Monday, August 3, 2009

Monday Swoon

Yes, today is Monday. And in true "June The Swoon Cleaver's Biggest Fan" style, I decided to post a swoonworthy pic for you on this fine horrible excuse for a day-of-the-week.

No, today has not been a bad Monday or anything. And, you know how I hate it when you jump to conclusions like that. Simmer down before I call Bon Qui Qui.

Monday is just one of those days. My frenemy. And Mondays are always less Mondayish with a swoon. Everybody knows that. Common knowledge. Common sense.

I've been trying to come up with a swoonworthy gentleman to post. I thought about posting another shot of Josh Duhamel (my baby daddy)(jk jk) or Ryan Reynolds. I also considered choosing from my long list of celebrities who stalk me and socialite gentlemen callers. But, again, we've seen their faces on these swoons time and time again. You know who you are [Sam Champion].

All I can really swoon over at this moment is a pizza pie. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's AMORE. Obvi.
Without further ado.... may I present... for the first time on The Uptown Girl Blogizzle.....


Go ahead, swoon...


Amber W. said...

Mmmmmm.... *Swooning*

june cleaver said...

Mmmmmm... curses! I am starting a detox tomorrow with some friends (so we can all be biatchy at the same time! The town may declare marshall law!) I wish I had read your blog before I had dinner-I would have passed on my veggie-fake chicken pattie on a bun and gone for the pie in the sky.


Lovey said...

Uh-uh, this is NOT acceptable!!! No there are NO fearless women bloggers offering us an acceptable swoon. Or should I say NO swoon period. This blog was painful disappointing and not to be tolerated again. We MUST have an acceptable and authentic swoon. Translation: I want to see pics of men with their shirts OFF!!!

Now, since I am of the 80s generation (meaning I grew UP in the decade, I wasn't BORN during that time) so some requests may not seem logical to you, but oh well, I was invited to comment and these are my demands:

Benjamin Bratt
Patrick Dempsey
Sean Penn
George Clooney
Denzel Washington
Rob Lowe
Johnny Depp

Thank you very much Uptown Girl, I will expect an answer sometime this afternoon!

Uptown Girl said...

I'm still wanting that pizza.
And wouldn't it go well with a 6-pack June? Ditch the detox... or maybe it will be so much suffering that you can skip over purgatory?? that's what my mom would tell me anyway.

june cleaver said...

skip over purgatory? Oh... I don't think I have a chance in hell of skipping over purgatory. Haha... that is kind of funny-get it... a chance in hell... haha.


By the way, we postponed the detox to tomorrow--it was just too frightening to do it on a Monday, and yes, I am aware that today is Tuesday... but the Monday excuse worked so well yesterday that we used it again today.

We'll try again on Wednesday!

Uptown Girl said...

Mrs. Cleaver, August is a bad month to try the detox. I'm a nurse, I know these things. I recommend pizza and beer every night until school starts.

Ok LOVEY, enjoy your BenBratt Swoon- I know you just like him bc he resembles your man. I will get cracking on the next dude on your list today.