Well, this morning I did it. I stood at this coffeeman's cart with a friend who was ordering tea (don't worry, it was only tea). When he asked me if I wanted coffee, I declined.
UG: After that filter was in my coffee cup... I just can't drink your coffee anymore.
Creepy: Why not?
UG: (thinking- rly? why not? did you not hear me?) Because there was filter in my coffee, and then in my mouth, it left a bad taste.
Creepy: Ok, Happy New Year
Ok, so serio. The only thing stranger than Creepy not understanding the problem I have is the fact that he his now growing a soul patch. I hadn't seen him in so long that this newly grown facial hair really took me by surprise. Due to the soul patch I would've had to find a new coffeeman regardless of that filter incident. I mean... really.
In other news, please check out this pic and try to figure out what it is:
Stop stop stop all your guessing, I'll tell you. It is a pic I took with my camera-phone a couple days ago.
I made myself some yummy Vanilla Spiced Chai Tea in the office and when I finished it... well, now this is harder to admit than I even imagined...
I had somehow dropped the tea-tag into my yummy Vanilla Spiced Chai Tea and didn't know it until the end!! There. I said it.
For a minute I was in a state of post-traumatic shock (as you would expect). It reminded me of the coffee-filter incident and I was just perplexed at how this could keep happening to me.
Multiple occurrences when paper is waiting for me at the bottom of a hot beverage. Is this some sort of omen?? Do I believe in omens? No. But, if I did these would be my omen guesses:
OMEN GUESSING1- Money is made of paper. Paper at the bottom of a hot bev. could mean that I'm coming into a lot of money. Therefore, a good omen.
2- The coffee-filter led to a soul patch on the Creepster. Maybe the tea-tag means some cute guy that I have my eye on will soon grow a soul patch. And then finally have the courage to ask me out. Therefore, a bad omen (who wants to be asked out by a guy with a soul patch? and after he had been so cute? how disappointing!).
3- hrmmm.... I gtg do some work now. Why don't you tell me your ideas for what the omen could mean? Go ahead. I know you want to. Get those creative juices flowing.